This is Cheddo. Cheddo is banned from all the McDonald's PlayPlaces around the nation for staying too long playing with the Ronald McDonald statue.
Cheddo is a very special person. He is a friend to all, and he loves to play with his friends.
Cheddo was born on 11/22/1963 and grew up in Texas after being cut up and thrown into a magical jar of special liquids. After turning 18 years old he was cursed to never age and will be 18 years old until the end of time. His favorite place to visit in the summers was the Texas Book Depository. As a kid he would look at the stars and wonder about the universe he was cursed to be in, and that fueled him.
Cheddo has a large obsession with Formula 1. In his early days of life he aspired to be better than everyone. He was not. The first time he went on the track he hit a goKart carrying 2 young children causing them to run into a wall at high speeds. After the invention of simulator racing games, he spends most of his free time on that.
Fun fact, in 2016 Cheddo visited the Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix to make a special visit to Max Verstappen. He loved Max very much. Max did not reciprocate. Cheddo was then removed from the Grand Prix grounds.
A wild cheddo using his powers, making a Carlos Sainz turn into a Lance Stroll fan.
On Cheddo's 17th birthday, he unlocked a super power, the ability to make anyone stupid with a single touch to their bare skin. Since then he has been using his superpower for the good of humanity (mostly). Some of his biggest achievements was using it against Osama Bin laden in the assault of his safe house. He was quickly dismissed from the military soon after for touching his commanding officer after being told to go away. He would later go around using his powers for evil after this incident, one example shown above.